Never let it be said that Janet, Queen of Fillory, is liable to back down from a dare. Especially not a dare issued by Susan, Queen of Narnia.

"Thanks, babe," she says, as if they've been trading pet names this whole time. She snags the half-cricket and eats it with a straight face. It kind of brings to mind that old truism about how the only thing worse than a worm in your apple is half a worm in your apple, but it's not... the worst? At least it's not slimy. It wouldn't be bad breaded and fried.